World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
Joe the Unlicensed Plumber with Unpaid Back Taxes has hired a Nashville-based publicity team. I heard he intends to make a country music record. If not really being a plumber doesn´t stop one from saying they´re a plumber, then not really being a country music singer or songwriter shouldn´t stop one from calling himself that either. Sadly, this little trick has worked for many country music stars. But I digress…
It’s time for another wild Georgia-Florida football weekend! We´ll be kicking off the festivities tonight at the 10th Annual Cousin Catfish´s Pigskin Jamboree, the mere beginning of the fanatical football madness in store for the weekend. These people know how to party and take tailgating to a whole new level, an impressive accomplishment worth marveling at. At the game-day tailgating bash, it isn´t unusual to see folding chairs, drink holders, tents, grills, kegs, kegerators, generators, shirtless and body-painted fans, chicken wings, etc…but satellite dishes mounted in buckets of cement brought to provide reception to 42-inch plasma screen TVs? Of course! After all, this annual party will be talked about in the years to come. It´s a legacy to be lived up to each year at this time, and too much is never too much!
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